50 Years Old Birthday Quotes Funny

50th birthday quotes about middle age teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

50 years old birthday quotes funny. Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150 000 miles. Turning 50 means it s only a matter of time before you re regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. 37 it took you fifty years to become so wise and intelligent.

36 you can t turn back time and age but you can surely turn life s new page. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon old age is like underwear. My first choice was 1978 but the time machine was booked. Well better late than never.

You can t undo what happened in the past but there is still a lot you can do to have a blast. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 2. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through congress.

See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Funny 50th birthday quotes. Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty. By fifty you ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not so hot beautician.

Age is not important unless you re a cheese. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach.