Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

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Funny 50th birthday slogans. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Im 50 and feel great. Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. It creeps up on you anon.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Franklin pierce adams.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice.

Im not old im youthfully challenged. Looking 50 is great if your 60. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge.

The older you get the more it costs. These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party. It took me 50 years to look this good. I can t believe i m 50.

50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Happy birthday you old buzzard. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. 50 is the five perfect 10s. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.

This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Fun is like life insurance.

Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. 50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience.